Solving all my scientific problems

From my email:

Media For Rapid Publications
Invited Reviews

Do you feel scientifically isolated? Do you find yourself sitting on the side-line while others take the field by the nose and lead it? Are you unable to publish a model that summarizes your data and ideas because reviewers label it as being too speculative and unsupported? Can’t get those experiments published in any regular journal? Do you find that nobody is citing your papers? Haven’t published in your field for some time, but want to show that you are still a player? Well, no need to worry! There is a special category of publication for you, ‘the invited review’.

Our consortium invites reviews for following journals:
Journal of X
Journal of Y
Journal of Z
… and a whole bunch more!

Comments

4 responses to “Solving all my scientific problems”

  1. Nathan Avatar

    Uh…Wow? Can I get in on that?

  2. Sarah Avatar
    Sarah

    I don’t know. Did YOU get an invitation? Invited reviews only, you see.

  3. Nathan Avatar

    But I fit so many of the other criteria! Damn.

  4. Janiece Avatar

    Ah, I knew there was a place where “speculative and unsupported” ideas went to die. Besides the Internet, I mean.