If you want skeletons and spiders and wodewoses, you’ll have to look elsewhere.
I have instead something truly disturbing: antimicrobial faucets (from Moen, sold by Home Depot).
Because your water source is a great place to be encouraging antibiotic-resistant bacteria, right? (An extra-exciting thought from @ianrosewrites.)
It’s not like we’re having any trouble with antibiotic resistance, after all.