So I’m sitting at the computer listening to music that I’d downloaded instantly instead of purchasing on a CD and ripped, or cassette, or 8-track, or LP. And I’m copying data from cdrom to my USB Harddrive of Holding, and that data used to be on zip disks once upon a time.
While I’m chatting online with people all over the world.
And then I’m going to walk home while eating a locally-grown apple.
Ain’t the future grand?