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Defenders

It’s not all fun and games around here, I’ll have you know. Just yesterday we had to face the Serious Menace of tissues!

The stalwart assassin Cawti snuck up on the nearly-empty box in the bedroom, risking life and limb to beat the demon tissues into submission.

Cawti the defender

Trygvi, being more of a barbarian thug than a sneaky assassin, devoted his considerable talents to utterly destroying the brand new box of tissues in the living room.

the terrible aftermath

The octopus bears lonely witness to the destruction.