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It’s not all fun and games around here, I’ll have you know. Just yesterday we had to face the Serious Menace of tissues!

The stalwart assassin Cawti snuck up on the nearly-empty box in the bedroom, risking life and limb to beat the demon tissues into submission.

Cawti the defender

Trygvi, being more of a barbarian thug than a sneaky assassin, devoted his considerable talents to utterly destroying the brand new box of tissues in the living room.

the terrible aftermath

The octopus bears lonely witness to the destruction.


  1. Toni says:

    Are you sure the octopus didn’t do it and just put the blame on Trygvi? He looks kinda shifty…

  2. Sally says:

    Ahhh, a familiar scene in this abode too. Thankfully Nemo has yet to realize that he can shred toilet rolls as well…but then that door is kept closed.

    1. Sarah says:

      I should have added to the post that I’m already safe from toilet paper because the kittens shredded the roll and then dumped it in their water bowl.

  3. Steve Janesick says:

    Oh, the humanity…

  4. Jessica says:

    LOL, My cats used to turn toilet paper into confetti as well, though they have never gone up against the mighty tissues.