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After these contacts with the Middle District Court:
one letter mailed from my oncologist;
3 emails from me, detailing progressively more disgusting chemo side effects and progressively stronger ADA requests for reasonable accommodation;
one phone message from me;
(no reply to any of the above)

one phone message from my oncologist;
one fax from my oncologist;
one phone call to my oncologist;

accompanied by assorted voice and email messages between me and oncologist, and a whole lot of complaining on twitter (and it’s really too bad the court doesn’t have a twitter account, or they’d have been SWAMPED with appalled people):

Status: Excused
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  1. Vince says:

    The mills of the gods (and government) grind slowly, though they grind exceedingly small. Also, don’t rule out stupidity.

  2. little brother says:

    Because . …. ummm I got nuthin…

  3. Janiece says:

    It was hard because you’re obviously a big fakety, fake faker. If you were a REAL patriot, you’d have sucked up that “chemo” and marched your ungrateful, cancerous butt down to the courthouse to perform YOUR CIVIC DUTY.

    Where I would have gladly held your coat while you vomited all over the Judge’s shoes.